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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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11 hours ago

ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

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bohemianrhapsodomy:

thorkiporn:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

did u know it’s physically impossible to write smut in comic sans

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OH MY GOD

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13 hours ago

Pros and Cons of Houses

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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Con:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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warrior-cat-48:

michaelfreakingjones:

aurora-sleeps:

ask2p-greece:

a-broken-clockwork-heart:

cas-wants-the-dean:

saltandburnthewolves:

alice-hopper:

ask-the-guard-fireblastrp:

brony-55:



EVERYONE!!!

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!



EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS

JOHN GREEN

ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL FOLLOWERS <3

ALL. OF. YOU.

AAAAAAHG EVERYBODY!!! !

MWAH FOLLOWERS

warrior-cat-48:

michaelfreakingjones:

aurora-sleeps:

ask2p-greece:

a-broken-clockwork-heart:

cas-wants-the-dean:

saltandburnthewolves:

alice-hopper:

ask-the-guard-fireblastrp:

brony-55:

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EVERYONE!!!

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!

EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS

JOHN GREEN

ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL FOLLOWERS <3

ALL. OF. YOU.

AAAAAAHG EVERYBODY!!! !

MWAH FOLLOWERS

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1 day ago
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

quackles:

Excuse your face sir: Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester

you guys have to stop the house is completly silent and i just let out an embarassingly loud whimper

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

quackles:

Excuse your face sir: Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester

you guys have to stop the house is completly silent and i just let out an embarassingly loud whimper

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22015
Posted
2 days ago

Worst feelings in the world

sheenathehyena:

datekougyous:

  • Failing a test you studied really hard for
  • Getting replaced in a friendship
  • Getting ignored 
  • Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
  • Having to fight back tears in front of people
  • Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
  • Goodbyes
  • Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply

That last one always breaks my heart.

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